Thursday, February 11, 2016

Things that make you go hmmmmmm mmmmmm mmm

I have not been painting at 4am for months now.
It's too dark and cold. And I'm too tired.
So, instead I've been staying up late, which is why I'm too tired to get up at 4am.

This has created a disturbance in "Information Central".
For those who don't know what Information Central is, it's the living room.
But for the Peacock, it is the heart of the ship he is guiding, the control center for the Master of the Universe, all informing, all powerful, all knowing. Bow down to the great TV in our living room......
Information Central.
This is where the peacock will laugh with Stephen Colbert, survive with Cody Lundine, converse with Rachel Maddow, yell at Joe & Minka, celebrate the Wisconsin Badgers, and bond with the kindred souls of Chris Hayes & Thom Hartman.
Information Central: Good friends, Better conversation, Always informed.
The rules for Information Central include:
1. Do Not override ANY of the DVR shows set to record.  
2. No E! or WE or OWN or any of that other stupid crap, it is harmful to Information Central. 
3. No interrupting the shows unless you have cut your arm off, are drowning in your own saliva, or dinner is ready. 

Well, for the past few weeks I've been painting my fruity little still lifes while the Peacock does his fruity little work and bathes himself in all that is Information Central. So far I have not been banned, but I have been placed on warning a few times. Here are a few of the creations done in Information Central......
2 Pears (2016)
Oil on clay Board 6x6
Place a Bid
Bowl of Cuties (2016)
Oil on clay board 6x6
Place a Bid

Berry Proud (2016)
Oil on clay board 6x6
Place a Bid

Oh and
4. No humming.....apparently

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